excalilbur:

finnemoron:

what if 

the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that

little girls would do it in the mirror and

when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are

that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week

draconisblog:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

liarnjamespayne:

in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go

atheistme:

sconesandtexting:

No child is born homophobic.

This child is precious and I hope he never changes.

This youtube video is seriously the best.

You don’t like gay marriage because you don’t want to have to tell your kids about gay people?

Uh.. this kid is taking the news pretty well. He barely even cares! He’s just like “oh thats cool.. dudes can marry. Ping pong anyone?”

smathmouth:

tubesock:

quixon:

tubesock:

smathmouth:

Gonna do a real quick poll how many of u wanna get me pregnant just a lil bit bc that’s something I’ve been told a lot in real life and that’s why I don’t do sex w boys anymore

I wasn’t thinking about it before but now I’m thinking about it.

Nah, she smokes Newports and other menthol related tragedies.

No birthing of my kid for her.

almost forgot

I haven’t smoked anything, let alone menthols in like a week. Newports have been outta my life for over a month I’m Canadian now

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

joshdallas:

there’s always that one character you will defend until your dying breath no matter how flawed they are

thatsgoodweed:

EVERY STONER NEEDS TO KNOW THESE MEASUREMENTS, Don’t eat ripped off

 #REAL FUNNY OLD SPORT

beatlesgarden:

leaveliestotheliars:

asheathes:

When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”

Do you not understand?

There is no “next Harry Potter”

YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED

Same as the Beatles.
I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF FACTORS.

or me

i’m unique

there’s no one like me in this universe