when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly”
this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard
It’s funny because it’s Jared Padalecki.
it’s even funnier because he’s eating a salad
It’s even funnier because his character’s name is Dean
even funnier because he worked at Moose’s Market
it was foreshadowing
Google is the most widely used search engine in the world. But did you know these 15 hidden Google tricks?
These are awesome! How was I so clueless?
currently in shock
when will ppl shut up about that ice movie
it’s almost like they can’t
let it go
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in book stores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes and Noble and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor
I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
Lets do it
plus less chance of drugs being slipped into your book
if u know me irl and u seen the shit i say on this blog ur gonna shut the fuck up about that ok
the only valentine card i will ever need to give out